Why are we not using these amazing text speak things omg
Why be vanilla when you can be ice? Why be dumb when you can be dumber? Why be Taylor when you can be Beyoncé? Stop using lol and rofl and lmao and... lolol. Get creative instead an try out some of these awesome acronyms, guaranteed to get a response even if it is 'wtf?'
4COL - for crying out loud
@TEOTD - at the end of the day
AFDN - any fucking day now
AFU - all fucked up
AFT - about fucking time
AYC - aren't you cheeky
DW2H - don't work too hard
DTC - deep throaty chuckle
EABOS - eat a bag of shit
DYHAB - do you have a boyfriend?
DYSTSOTT - did you see the size of that thing?
FAWOMFT - frequently argued waste of my fucking time
FEAR - forget everything and run