25 Things You've Only Done If You're A Basic Bitch
Ah, the wonderful world of the basic bitch. When Starbucks is your fuel, Instagram is your bible and Taylor is your anthem. Uncertain whether you are a basic bitch? If you're reading this the likelihood is you are one. But if you want to be sure, just ask yourself if you have ever done any of the following ultimate basic bitch moves.
1. Ordered a soy latte even though you don't really like the taste of soy.
2. Said 'I can't even' as a response to a very minor issue.
3. Realised you were wearing pink on Wednesday and felt irrationally proud of yourself.
4. Said things in text you would never actually say out loud.
5. But said 'fml' and 'lol' out loud as many as fifteen times in one conversation.
6. Used the 😂 emoji when your face actually looked like this.
7. Uploaded a picture and deleted it after an hour because it only got 5 likes.
8. Got upset when they spelt your name wrong at Starbucks.
9. Instagrammed a coffee.
10. Used all of the following hashtags; #goalsongoals #obsessed #srsly #tbt #nofilter #basic #womancrushwednesday #monday
11. Said Genovia when you meant to say Geneva.
12. Said 'me' or 'life' when you saw someone spill something.
13. Said 'goals' when you saw someone do the life admin you never do.
14. Bought a green juice just to Instagram it.
15. Realised you still don't really know what matcha is despite having it in your brownies, lattes, ice-cream and vegan doughnuts.
16. Ordered a mojito.
17. And ordered an espresso martini if you were trying to be faancy.
18. Said faancy.
19. Spent over £50 on exercises classes in a week.
20. And not gone to one of said exercise classes.
21. Put on a re-run of Gilmore girls and been unable to remember which one you had watched because you were too busy instagramming.
22. Sang in an Uber.
23. Asked your Uber driver if it he'd had a busy night.
24. Ordered an Uber.
25. Been in an Uber.*
*This was not an ad for Uber.