Now You Can Decorate Your Christmas Tree With Boobs

Attention. Put down the tinsel, un-hook the candy canes and switch off the fairy lights right now. There’s a new decoration in town, and it the absolute tits....

Etsy offer the perfect new Christmas decoration that simultaneously celebrates Christmas and the female body. What more could a girl want?

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The creators urge you to “celebrate Christmas in style whilst also celebrating glorious boobies’ with these handmade handfuls.

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And just like the real thing, they come in all sorts of shapes, sizes and colours.

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And it doesn’t just stop at breasts! The Wenesdays Art company are using Christmas as a platform to normalise women’s bodies with these angelic looking vagina ornaments.

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You can opt for traditional Christmas colours to really help get yourself in the spirit, plus the ‘clit’ bell makes this one a treat for the ears as well as the eyes.

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If you really want to celebrate how bloody great the female form is, but these Ts and Vs don’t tickle your erm fancy, then say it with words instead with EKone.

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Of course, not to forget the man in our lives (Santa Clause ofc) you can also chuck a festive phallus into the mix.

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And really, what is a tree decorated with baubles without a couple of balls balls chucked in for good measure eh?

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So de-throne that prim and proper fairy from the top of the tree, and put your pussy pride of place  instead. Merry Titmas and a happy new vag ✌️

 

Abbie McMahon