Now You Can Decorate Your Christmas Tree With Boobs
Attention. Put down the tinsel, un-hook the candy canes and switch off the fairy lights right now. There’s a new decoration in town, and it the absolute tits....
Etsy offer the perfect new Christmas decoration that simultaneously celebrates Christmas and the female body. What more could a girl want?
The creators urge you to “celebrate Christmas in style whilst also celebrating glorious boobies’ with these handmade handfuls.
And just like the real thing, they come in all sorts of shapes, sizes and colours.
And it doesn’t just stop at breasts! The Wenesdays Art company are using Christmas as a platform to normalise women’s bodies with these angelic looking vagina ornaments.
You can opt for traditional Christmas colours to really help get yourself in the spirit, plus the ‘clit’ bell makes this one a treat for the ears as well as the eyes.
If you really want to celebrate how bloody great the female form is, but these Ts and Vs don’t tickle your erm fancy, then say it with words instead with EKone.
Of course, not to forget the man in our lives (Santa Clause ofc) you can also chuck a festive phallus into the mix.
And really, what is a tree decorated with baubles without a couple of balls balls chucked in for good measure eh?
So de-throne that prim and proper fairy from the top of the tree, and put your pussy pride of place instead. Merry Titmas and a happy new vag ✌️