9 of the most extra salads on instagram

Just a little something to read while you tuck into your Tupperware of microwaved frozen veg and ketchup. Because you can't be extra-ordinary without be #Extra. 

 

1. When salad tries to be something it's not 

Instagram/mikaelareuben You are not a 'potato boat' and never will be.

Instagram/mikaelareuben

You are not a 'potato boat' and never will be.

 

2. when salad goes all postmodern

Instagram/saladpride Salad be deconstructed like relationships of the postmodern era. #deep #philosophical #hashtag

Instagram/saladpride

Salad be deconstructed like relationships of the postmodern era. #deep #philosophical #hashtag

 

3. when salad gets a new haircut and wants everyone to know

 

4. when salad f*cks up and passes it off as a flower

Instagram/saladpride We know you be a weed, dandelion. 

Instagram/saladpride

We know you be a weed, dandelion. 

 

4. when salad forgets to bring the salad and tries to improvise

Instagram/mikaelareuben Stop trying to make 'Beet Ravioli' happen. It's not going to happen. 

Instagram/mikaelareuben

Stop trying to make 'Beet Ravioli' happen. It's not going to happen. 

 

5. when salad turns up to a casual drinks dressed like a f*cking pineapple

 

6. when salad tries to spread its extra seeds

 

7. when salad is hormonal

 

8. when salad sprinkles on some pomegranate and thinks it's the sh*t

Instagram/edytagorniak Leaf it out, mate. 

Instagram/edytagorniak

Leaf it out, mate. 

 

9. where salad goes to die

Instagram/cookieandkate Oh no, all the kale's gone.

Instagram/cookieandkate

Oh no, all the kale's gone.