The gifts you should never under any circumstances buy your other half

In need of a birthday, anniversary or 'Sorry I cheated on you in your dream' gift? Even in the closest, most clingiest of relationships, these choices can be hard. What's their favourite colour? What size pants are they? Are they allergic to chocolate? In a sudden fit of panic with only a day to go, suddenly these questions become impossible to answer. Here's a handy checklist of things you should never, ever get. 

A home-made terrarium 

Or any kind of terrarium. 

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A Fitbit

Or any kind of weight related present unless you want to hear this response again 'Are you saying I'm fat?'

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Underwear

This is obviously a present for you not me, Graham. 

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Multipacks of food

Even if it is 'skinny' popcorn. I will just be sad you are not there and eat them all. Do you want me to be fat? Are you saying I'm fat?

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A Gift Card of any sort

Particularly not Subway. Do you not know me at all? Do you think I just eat Subway all day?

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A dog

This is the best thing in the world but I have a very specific dog in mind and I will need to choose said dog.

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Anything from Moonpig 

If you give me personalised shower gel we are done. 

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Always here and happy to help guys ๐ŸŽ

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