15 Commandments To Survive Dating In London This Summer

Summer in London is a lot like dating. Hopefully hot โ˜€๏ธ occasionally wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ and at times leading to severe dehydration (depending on how well it goes). You could strike it lucky on dating app Badoo and have a wonderfully boozy picnic on Hampstead Heath but your date could equally end in a sweaty mess on the Northern Line. So, weโ€™ve put together some golden rules to help you out with that very first encounter... 

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If you want to get your first date on Badoo, download the app here ๐Ÿ’œ

1. Thou shalt always use protection

Suncream โœ”๏ธ Condoms โœ”๏ธ Verified on Badoo โœ”๏ธ

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2. Thou shalt never arrange to meet your date anywhere on Oxford Street

โ€˜Iโ€™ll be the one in the purple dress and no makeup because it has sweated off my face.โ€™

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3. Thou shalt not judge someone as a posh boy just because Badoo says you bumped into them at the new outdoor beach in Fulham

Unless their profile name is โ€˜Spennyโ€™.

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4. Thou shalt not use sunburn, sunstroke or hay fever as a valid reason to sack off a date

You are beautiful no matter what...but maybe send a selfie on Badoo first if you have done a total Ron Weasley.

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5. Thou shalt never buy a 99 if they cost more than 99 pence

And never flake on your dateโ€ฆ lol.

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6. Thou shalt always link your Instagram to your Badoo profile so potential baes can see you living your best summer life

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7. Thou shalt always suggest a dog walk up Primrose Hill if he has a dog in his profile pic

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8. Thou shalt not freak out if your date does not respond positively to the question โ€˜Anyone for Pimms?โ€™

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9. Thou shall accept that sometimes it is just too hot to sleep

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10. And even Netflix and sleep

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11. Just kidding

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12. Thou shalt never feed the pigeons any of your leftover picnic tabouli

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13. Thou shalt never check in for your weekend in โ€˜Napa before checking out the Cyprian talent via Badoo...

...and arranging to meet up for your very own Love Island ;)

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14. Thou shalt always dress for the weather you want...

...not the weather London gets.

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15. And finally, thou shalt eventually give up on London and f*ck off to Spain...

...because with Badoo you can find love anywhere.

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Download Badoo here to get your own Summer romance. And if you are f*cking off to Spain you can change location settings on Badoo to chat to the chicos before you even take off โœˆ๏ธ

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Feature Image: Universal Pictures

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