6 ways to complete a dating app (it's not stalking if it's skillz)

So your best (single) friend has got 3 dates lined up this week via Badoo and you are still waiting for the guy holding the dog in his profile to reply to your extremely amusing 'Hey, cute dog'. Where are you going wrong? What can be done? Where is your sex life? 

From one singleton to another, here's a few of the best dating tips around (the stuff they don't tell you in PSHE). 

 

1. first things first check out all social media platforms they have linked to their profile

Badoo Good job? Check Linked In. Good friends? Check fb. Good at taking pics of you in a candid way? Check Insta. 

Badoo

Good job? Check Linked In. Good friends? Check fb. Good at taking pics of you in a candid way? Check Insta. 

 

2. Not linked any? Get their surname so you can stalk properly

Badoo Tom Williams?! Facebook! Linked In! Insta! Go, go, go!

Badoo

Tom Williams?! Facebook! Linked In! Insta! Go, go, go!

 

 

3.got their number? put it in the search bar on facebook to find their profile

Giphy I'm a tech genius mwahahahhaahahahha

Giphy

I'm a tech genius mwahahahhaahahahha

 

4. Send them a gif of a 10/10 to see how confident they are with their looks

Giphy If they reply saying 'haha' then he is a keeper #confidenceissexy #makinghimhardy You can also catch them unawares by hitting the 'Selfie Request' button on Badoo where they can choose to send you one there and then. 

Giphy

If they reply saying 'haha' then he is a keeper #confidenceissexy #makinghimhardy You can also catch them unawares by hitting the 'Selfie Request' button on Badoo where they can choose to send you one there and then. 

5. and If they turn out to be a d*ck you can use Badoo's Lookalikes feature to find a replacement ASAP

dating tips - ed

Or, you know, use it to find Ed Sheeran's... 😘 #canibeyourgalwaygirl 

And if their pic comes up with loads of accounts using the same one, sorry guys but you've been catfished. Google's 'Search by image' feature works a treat for this too. 

6. finally, remember to always Play it cool (literally)

'What are you doing tonight?' ... 'Cracking open a cold one with the boys, duh.' 😎 #always #unavailable #unattainable #marrymethough 

Good luck guys, date well and prosper!

If you want to try Badoo's new 'Lookalikes' feature head here