Why downloading Badoo will turn the clocktower into the cock-tower

When there's nothing FAB about your love life, when the only sausage you're getting is from the German Christmas Market in Vic Square and when you've had one too many VK's and actually consider mounting Old Joe. That's when you need to download Badoo. Because this dating app is just about the only thing that will bring Birmingham up from a 6 to a 10, and raise your own game from an Elgar to a Mason. Here's why...

 

When you want to know more about them than just their vk colour choice

On Badoo you can check out their bios instead of who's drinking green (who the f drinks green?) 

 

when all you want is a bad boy

...but don't actually want to venture outside in Selly Oak to find one, you can check them out on 'People Nearby' instead 👀

 

When you want to get wet from more than just rain 

Don't have a date that's as sh*t as the weather, date A-list instead by heading to Badoo's Lookalikes feature and searching for any celebrity's lookalikes to date. Or upload a pic of you, your ex, your best friend and date their lookalikes instead... 😉

 

When "This one time at Fab..." isn't the chat you want to hear

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On Badoo guys can only message girls up to twice unless they reply which means they put double the effort into impressing you with their wit and charm ✨ 

 

When you try to find the lookalikes of your true unrequited love but they don't have a 'distinctive' enough face

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Wtf. Who will you take candid photos of now? 

 

But then you come across their actual profile on Badoo 

F yes. 

 

When you walk down the canal and suddenly feel like you're in venice

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You can start chatting Italian to actual Venetians because on Badoo you can change your location settings to anywhere in the entire world without spending a 💸

 

And, finally, when you've had a stupid Tuesday and need someone who'll bring Rooster House to the Vale

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Because that, my friend, is love. 

 

We might not be the prettiest uni but we've got the biggest clocktower in the world. And, with the help of the world's biggest dating app, Badoo, now you can tell 350 million people all about it. Download Badoo for free now to put the FAB back into your love life 💜✨💜✨💜