Why downloading Badoo will make Klute a thing of the past (at last)
We all love Klute. It's like the mother's womb of freshers' week 🐥 Whether it's the S Club 7 track at 1am, the literal sweat dripping down the walls or the now mythical 'quaddies', Klute is a constant and comforting presence during the first week at uni.
But, sometimes, Klute just won't cut it.
Every so often you wonder why you keep returning to the 'worst club in Europe' night after night - getting off with someone to That's Amore yet never quite sure who the pitch black mosh pit has lead you to 🤷 It's time to break the relentless cycle with something better than a brief stumble down the steps to Jimmy's. Get on Badoo and you can have a night in, but a night that is also kind of in-credible.
(If you want to try Badoo download it for free here)
Choose the dating app which has over 350 million users
So you might actually shag someone that's not the double-barrelled dude from Castle you see in the smoker's area every Sunday 👑
Choose getting with your fit lecturer's lookalikes
There's a feature where you can literally upload any photo and search for their lookalikes. So that means you can find your own lookalikes, your best friend's boyfriend's lookalikes or any celebrity in the entire world's lookalikes. And then date them. Srsly 😁
Choose only ever being hot in a good way
No need to meet a potential spouse like the sweaty mess you are after moshing in the Urban Oven jumper you refuse to take off. On Badoo you can link your profile to your #livingyourbestlife Instagram so they can see the 'real' you instead 💃
Choose to never date in the dark again
All Badoo users with a blue tick are 100% verified, that means they've had a selfie checked by one of 5,000 moderators and you need never be fooled by Klute's dimmer switch again 👀
choose never having to ask 'What college do you go to?'
'Cause everything you need to know is on their bio 💪
Choose to let the self-proclaimed 'schweffing sharks' jog on
Guys can only message girls twice unless they reply and you can just tap the 'Block and Report' button so you need never respond to 'why don’t you sit on my knee and we’ll talk about whatever pops up' again 🙏
choose to only feel sticky when you want to
Because Klute carpets don't quite cut it 🙈
Choose to actually go on an actual date
Are dates real? Do dates exist? Am I a date? On Badoo there are millions of people out there who want to meet you, and you can go somewhere where you won't be photographed from every angle if you kiss. We recommend Crook Hall, the least likely place in Durham to get spotted 😊
Choose checking out the talent on rugby tour before even checking in
'Cause you can change your location setting to any country in the entire world without spending a single 💵
Choose to never have another walk of shame down the bailey
On Badoo you can see the people nearby at all times (and dodge them on your way to Sainsbury's for the obligatory post-coital 5 pack of cookies) 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
choose to actually practice your French oral with a real French person
Let's be honest, a hot sexy French dude is the only incentive you can work with. Just change your location to Paris, et voila 🥐
Choose to never, ever, ever rush Gold Rush
Why risk not being in Klute on the same night as them? Or losing them somewhere between drunk and the stairs? Take your time, be methodical, exams will be over and you can spend your now even free-er time buttering him up with hilarious chat to ensure a First-class result 🎓
And, most importantly, choose to always take your first Badoo date to Paddy's
'Cause if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere 💜
Have we convinced you to never go to Klute again?
Probably not. But, if you learn one thing at all from this year at uni we hope it's that Badoo's a pretty great dating app 😇 And it's got you covered for those rare nights when you actually feel like staying in your sh*tty 8 bed house on Allergate and chatting with the millions of other people out there who want to know how you're doing.
Who knows - they might be a local, a Logan from LA or just a good old Luke from Collingwood who you'd never have bumped into in Klute... (Loft, duh) 😉
If you want to try Badoo for yourself, download it for free here.