The 10 stages of dating as a gay man as told by Gemma Collins
Follow our Gem, the voice of a generation and the queen of ‘memays’, on her dating
journey. So HUNNAY, maybe next time just skip the drama and go straight to number 10 to
download Chappy yeah?
1. When you get on the dating apps and you’re ready to take on the world.
2. Then you match with a 10/10 and he tells you you’re pretty
3. He looks just like your ex, but you dive on in anyway….
4. He’s got style, he’s got grace, and you have to show him off to the world so everyone
knows he’s yours
5. You catch the feels and instantly want to run away
6. Followed by a sudden realisation that he might be the fifth love of your life since
7. You think it’s going really well and then you see THAT black and orange notification
on his phone
8. Then you realise you’ve just been played by his Love Game
9. He ghosts you but you’re over it anyway
10. SO YOU DOWNLOAD THAT NEW DATING APP, CHAPPY, COS YOU’RE SICK OF THIS SHIT AND YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU ACTUALLY LOVE DATING AGAIN…
Go on, download it now here