We asked 9 people for the weirdest things they've heard during sex

Because sharing is caring guys and 'cause it's good to check in every now and again and make sure you're not missing out on anything new and exciting #thefloorisboringsex 

 

1. Him: purr for me baby

Me: what?

Him: purr for me like you're a sexy cat

 

2. 'I fell asleep once. He woke me up twice. Then he said he couldn't have sex with someone that was sleeping'

 

3. 'Let's have a baby'

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4. 'Promise me you won't fuck her too'

 

5. 'I think you've injured your penis, want me to take a look?'

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6. 'Do you love me?'

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7.  'He once had a nose bleed on my face'

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8. 'Are you done yet?'

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9. 'Someone fell asleep on me and they were too heavy for me to get out'

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Well, thank god it's not just me who's had people fall asleep on them xoxo