Travel Gal: 48 hours in Marbella
I went to Marbaella and it was Marbaezing. Towie finally came through with something even better than Gemma Collins' remix of 'Boys' with this holiday destination. And here's why we laaaaved it...
Because you'll have the lay of your life
On a sun bed 👙
And get all the d you could ever want
From the sun ☀️
Because you like pina coladas 🍍🍍
and never getting caught in the rain 💦
because you can go yacht spotting and paddle boarding on the same day
Because the heat gets to you and you start seeing Gemma Collins everywhere
Even though you never actually make it to Nikki Beach
Because you are too polite to say no to the first promoter who comes your way
And end up reliving your 17 year old dayz in SkyBar
2 drinks and a shot for 15 euros, anyone?
Before taking the 17 year olds' advice and going to the 'cool new club' called Mirage
Because you go for a walk to a less crowded bit of the beach
And suddenly understand what everyone means when they talk about 'traveling'
And You realize you have found yourself
And that 'yourself' is not immune from burning
And that 'yourself' likes all the carbs. in marbs.
Pizzeria Picasso in Puerto Banus has the biggest bowls of pasta ever FYI
And that you totally just got why Marbella means 'beautiful sea'*
*According to unconfirmed sources
Which is the perfect fit, just like Marbs is the perfect place to get away with some gals (and many, many 17 year olds) take in plenty of vitamin D, lots of Pina C and be oh-so-happy doing absolutely nothing at all *sigh* take me back pls 🌴🌴🌴