37 reasons why every girl should be single in their 20's

It's officially the start of cuffing season ๐Ÿ”— Wankers everywhere have taken to canoodling in the middle of the street and finding hibernation partners to be their winter bae ๐ŸŽ„ Fuck that. If you are single and alone don't ever feel pressured to change. Because, for just a few precious years you've got the freedom to be completely yourself and do entirely your own thing, whether that means eating an entire pot of hummus for dinner or dating a million hot guys on badoo ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

Here's why we think being single in your 20's is pretty darn brilliant...


1. You will never get dumped

2. Or cheated on

3. No-one is ever going to ghost you either


4. Because you will probably be ghosting them already

5. because You literally channel Beyoncรฉ every day of your life

6. But as the dude from If I Were a Boy rather than kids and Jay Zzzzzzzz 

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7. You still don't have to worry about dying alone



8. Because you have a good few years to go before sorting out actual 'life'

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9. So it is still kind of acceptable to live at home


10. Where the most complicated relationship you have is with your fridge


11. And to be on your seventh career path since leaving uni

12. but remain UNASHAMEDLY 'finding yourself'

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13. You will never accidentally stalk an ex just to realise they are hotter than you

14. You can say no to things like pottery classes and touching in public 

15. but yes to a double date with your friend's latest guy on Badoo 

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16. You can leave clumps of your hair in the shower without complaint


17. And leave used pads and tampons visible around your room no questions asked

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18. You can watch Gilmore Girls on repeat without having to compromise


19. and leave Lorelai permanently on in the background so that you never feel lonely

20. You will never have to wax again

21. And can get winter blub rather than a winter bae


22. You can experiment sexually and no-one will judge you

23. Or insist on describing it as 'making love' 

24. You can literally shag whoever you want, whenever you want 


25. And however you want

26. You can make jokes about how sad and alone you are 

27. But secretly love every minute of it

28. How you don't have to go a night without an orgasm


29. How you can spend as long as you want swiping on badoo


30. How no-one judges you for making a cake, in a mug, in a microwave

31. Or for spending hours finding the right lighting for that perfect badoo pic

32. Or for going out on a Friday and spending the entire rest of the weekend avoiding human contact

33. In fact being single means you learn to survive with just yourself for company 


34. And in the process realise you are actually a pretty cool girl 

35. who, despite a mild addiction to hummus and wine,


36. deserves the world and won't settle for anything else


37. no matter how tall their bio says they are

Srsly though - because you don't need a man to complete you, just a vibrator ๐Ÿฐ

And if you fancy finding someone to experiment with, eat hummus with and get into some trubs with then head to badoo and download now

Stay easy, breezy and single 4 lyf girls ๐Ÿ˜‰

(well, for your 20s at least)